We have written about people that bare it all and go bald, but there are still the uncharted territories of the charitable hair follicle.  Meet the rat tail.  It is long and it is rodent-esque, and yet it raises money for charity thus gaining it’s acceptance in the long honored tombs of FOTW.  So maybe the 80’s has lent itself to more than neon leggings and the ever convenient scrunchie. 

Yes, this cousin of the mullet is pleasantly ready to be shorn all in the name of the Blood Water Mission.  In the true style of American democracy -no doubt guided by the brilliant likes of American Idol and Dancing with the Stars – our friend Matt is giving his friends, family and otherwise just concerned citizens a chance to vote on the removal his notorious tail.  Matt has created two pages one page to SAVE THE TAIL and the other to LOSE THE TAIL.  And the troops have been rallied, on LOSE, Levie writes,"listen tail it’s nothing personal but you’ve gotta go!!!" and on the opposing team we have Tommy vouching for the uniqueness of the tail with, "It is so you…you must keep it." 

Check out Matt’s website for updates!

Shall the tail be kept or should it go? 

America, you decide.